ready

jun-o .. d grudge! ;D

acrobats ...tehee!

takin d plunge..

lezgo mah luv!

rover, wanderer, nomad..vagabond...

You have the key. You know the secret code. Nothing gets by without your signature...
The future's in your hands -- try to be careful so you don't drop it.

fr here..

perfect angle! tnx. :)

IF EVER

If ever there will come a time
that youll knock on my door,
Ill open it without hesitation
and Ill let you come in.

If ever there will be a second chance
Ill let you feel the love I failed to show.
I will call you more often than everyday.
I want to hear your voice
I want to know if you sleep well
Or if you eat well.

If you ever you feel Im cold, Ill be sweeter.
Ill care for you. Ill keep you warm.
Ill kiss you, Ill hug you.
And Ill never let you go.

If ever youll say I love you
Ill never hesitate to answer I love you too.
Ill say it not just once, twice or thrice but
A hundred times.

If ever youll hold my hands
Ill hold yours tight. Ill hold it firm until
You feel that I need you.

If ever you feel that were apart,
Ill make a bridge.
Ill open lines of communication
To be always near.

If ever you feel so alone,
Ill be there for you Ill reach 4you.
We will be two bodies with one heart
With one soul

If ever we talk and you ask me how I feel?
I wont say nothingIll tell you everything.
Ill tell you my anger.
That I am hurt and I cried a lot.

If ever there will be silence,
Ill break it by singing you a song
A song that will help you realize that I am true
That I really love you
And I missed you a lot when you leave me

If ever youll ask me where to go
Ill tell you to bring me to a place
Where there is silence
Where we can talk a lot about ourselves.
And see the rising and setting of the sun.

If ever well see each other again
Ill let you look into my eyes
And see the tears falling
Ill let you feel that you hurt me
And losing you is so painful.

If ever well love each other again,
And feel doubt about me,,,
Ill saytrust me
Have faith in me

And if ever youll grant me this second time
I will love you more than before
More than anything else.
More than myself!!!!

BREAKTHROUGH...

...completely relieved fr depression.. feelin great. happy. inside out... wow! ..now reached point 2 fulfill great tasks in life that always wanted 2... .. problems completely solved.. was difficult. but learned a valuable lesson. ...as strong n will-powered as been.. so ready 2 deal n take evrythn life has 2 offer...

piece of advice: .. take initiative 2 solve probs.. n be truly grateful in wondrful things... .... thanks 4 real :) *hugs

aaw pink ;P

oooo MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

"PUH-LEEEASE! help me help u" .... nyardeeharr!!!
- jerry maguire

Avery: If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it.

Avery: It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!

Avery: DONT .. EVER .. STOP .. FUCKIN .. ME .. NEVER ... BETTER.

Bob Sugar: Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!

Bob Sugar: It's not show friends, it's show business.

Bonnie Hunt as Laurel Boyd: Don't cry at the beginning of a date -- cry at the end, like I do.

Copy Guy: That's how you become great man. Hang your balls out there.

Dicky Fox: I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!'

Dicky Fox: Roll with the punches. Tomorrow is another day.

Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.

Dorothy: I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man he almost is! tehee

Dorothy: No, I have to go in...I live here. *chuckles

Dorothy: I've got this great guy and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot.

Dorothy: Sometimes, I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours.

Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello.

Jerry O'Connell as Frank Cushman: You know I don't do contracts. But what you do have is my word. And it's stronger than oak.

Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.

Jerry: When you think about what you did back there...don't....don't panic.

Rod: It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell...its our family motto. Are you ready Jerry?

Jerry: I'm ready.

Rod:Just want to make sure you're ready, brother. Cuz here it is.....show me the money!

Jerry: I had lost the ability to bullshit.

Jerry: I love you. You complete me.

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Jerry: I'm going to make this decision easy for you, okay? Just what does your heart tell you?

Jerry: I'm not going to let you get rid of me.

Jerry: That, ah, lone thing...is not my specialty.

Jerry: This moment will the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this god forsaken business and we will do it together

Jerry: Well, don't worry, don't' worry. I'm not going to do what you all think I'm going to do, which is FLIP OUT!

Jerry: Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm.

Jerry: Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you.

Jerry: You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING.

Laurel: I'm losing the only person who listens to me, and you only listen to me partially.

Marcee: You have to tell me something! I cannot stay calm, I am freakin here!

Marcie: This is humiliating, I'm pregnant, and I'm incapable of bullshit.

Rod: I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me...trying to kill me! I say 'Get killed...catch the ball' Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!

Rod: I hear that you hear what I'm saying...but do you truly hear what I'm saying?

Rod: See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!

Rod: I love black people!
Jerry: I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!

Rod: This is some bullshit!

Rod: "I'm all heart mutherfucker!"

spoonage!

spoonage heh!

d gambler

cash out!

spoonage

roger that! standin by... tehee

spoonage

spoonage

avid reader....LMAOOOOOO

... stay tuned ... rofl

trio in a sack? :P

hows abt 4? nyahahahha!!!

spoonage

flamin sword

Quickie:
No one can make good choices all the time. The point is to learn from your mistakes.

Overview:
That coworker who's been sidling around, grinning and making up excuses to talk with you? It's not your imagination. So if you're not interested, don't lead them to believe that you are. They're taking this flirtation quite seriously.

extended:
It's all about impulse. And intensity. And passion. So no matter what it is or when it strikes your fancy, if you want it, you'll go after it -- and you'll get it, too. You know how you get when you're even remotely interested in something - or someone? Well, at the moment, you're not just interested, you're focused. Maybe even a little too focused. How about distracting yourself? Take a friend to dinner.

FAMOUS LINES from INFAMOUS PPL

" but i offered.." **
" im not lyin..." *
" gave u d fukin wheel n let u fukin steer..." 5 stars LMAO
" u kno' d reason y..." 0 *s
" u luv pain.. such a masochist" ...***** :P
" sadist!..." then again .. 5 *s
" why? ... " LMAO! ZERO *s
" ey! ..." *****s :D
" fukinfag!.." *****
" fukincwrd.. " *****
" gimme back.. its mine.." 0*s
" u dont deserve this... " 5*s
" kneel n say ur sorry..." LMAO
" y wait when u can do it now?.." 5*s

ey that mah shurt? nyahahahaha! uh.. take it off? .... NOW!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!

flamin sword

Quickie:
This problem isn't yours to solve. But that's no reason to sit idly by.

Overview:
One more day of keeping the cat in the bag won't hurt. You'll be busy tomorrow, with far more important things -- career-wise, at least -- to keep your detective-like mind busy. Occupy it until then.

Daily extended:
You've kept quiet for days now. You've even refused to discuss the situation under all but the most private of circumstances. Since you've come this far, another day should technically be a piece of cake, right? Right. Unless you see someone you love -- someone you're used to sharing absolutely everything with. In that case, you'd better distract yourself. Either that, or just tell them, immediately, and swear them to silence. nyahahaha!

flamin sword

Quickie:
Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Not you, that's for sure. So stop worrying.

Overview:
It's not that you don't want to be seen with them, but it might not be time to take this show on the road. If someone might be hurt, keep quiet. Wait. Let the responsible person break the news.

extended:
That feeling you've had recently? That this might not be the very best moment to let the world know about you two? As usual, you're right -- and while it may not be easy to continue keeping quiet, you should do everything you can to convince the other person concerned that it's your best bet. Hey, you know the expression about how anything good is worth waiting for? Sit tight.

Oh, you big bad ball of irresistible romantic energy, you, you sure do know how to start a month off, don't you? On the 1st and 2nd, if all the people around you were moths, you'd be a flame. On the 4th and 5th, if there was an entry in the encyclopedia under 'sizzling!', it'd have your name. Your picture, too! Who's the lucky recipient, the 8th and 9th, of 'the gift called you' anyhow? Come the 12th, the high you were on at the month's start could turn tricky (it's the old problem of 'too much of a good thing' with your romantic prowess sometimes). Are you sure about this potential partner you've picked? Can you trust them? Do you even want to? Trust your instincts on the 16th. After some difficult waters the 18th, you're back in the fast lane of love the 19th through the 24th. You are so darn good at getting folks to fall for you! Just be sure the 26th that they haven't fallen too hard or too fast and bruised (or broken!) themselves. Play fair, and you'll end this month on a high note. ... intrstin

The 2nd and 3rd, you're expressing a few thoughts that have been percolating on the hot plate of your soul for a while now. Serve up what you've been brewing in your subconscious on the 5th and 6th to the folks around the campsite in little paper cups with some sugar to make it go down easier, and you're almost sure to be a hit. That is, everybody wants to know what you've been thinking. All this express-and-expose action could leave you feeling a little vulnerable -- especially if you've been talking (and you have) about love and its myriad complications -- the 9th and 10th. Hang in there -- like everybody who puts in the hard work of trying to understand what this whole 'love' thing is, you're in for a nice shiny emotional treat, come the 14th. Is it an extra twinkle in a very special eye? Is it a kiss? Keep your eyes peeled for even more love-related revelations from the 17th to the 21st. The 25th and 26th are your days to shine -- your beginning-of-the-month openness is going to yield some extra-strength romancing. And at the end of the month, maybe something more! ... hm

flamin sword

Quickie:
Who cares if you're not up on the latest trend? You know what's important to you.

Overview:
Secrets are your forte, and you're an expert at keeping them. That's going to come in handy now, especially once someone starts questioning you and fishing around for answers. Mum's the word. lolz

Extended:
You just love peace, quiet and quality time alone with your dearest dears. Today, you'll whittle down that small and discriminating guest list even further, until it only accommodates a party of two -- which will suit you just right. The good news is that it's Friday -- finally -- so you two can legitimately retreat from the rest of the world without fear of being 'found.' Enjoy every minute.
hmm

Weekly thingie:
Exercise a tiny bit of restraint in your amorous affairs at the beginning of the week. Not every thought needs to be spoken, and not every desire needs to be acted upon -- give it some time to sweeten and deepen (you'll be glad you did). Wednesday and Thursday are excellent days for doing romantic good deeds and gathering some interesting information. This weekend, you don't really want to decide -- and you don't really have to. Tell anyone who's pressuring you where to go, and give yourself plenty of time to think (and listen to your heart).

rip off..:P (bigtym!)

...lookin back @ me i see that i nevah really got it right.. i nevah stop 2 think of u.. im always wrapped up in thangs i cannot win... u r d antidote that gets me by, sumptin strong like a drug that gets me high...

...wut i really meant 2 say.. is im sorry 4 d way that i am.. i nevah meant 2 b a.... plagiarizer!.... LMAO.

flamin sword

Overview: Friendships are important to us all, and at some times they're even more important than at others. In your case, your dear ones are about to prove to you just how valuable they are -- and how much they care.

Daily extended
Someone you've been close to for years has just done something wonderful for you, but you may not know about it for quite some time. Since you're as perceptive as anyone could possibly be, however, you'll have an inkling -- which gives you the perfect opportunity to leave a thoughtful surprise gift on at their desk, or to return the favor from behind the scenes in any other way you can.


...hmmm...

point is:
If you really want something, figure out how to frame the question before you ask.

family affair!... um mean real family

cropped... lolz

cowbells, inc (bubble!)

Quickie:
The past is a comfortable place to be. But that doesn't mean you should live there.

Overview:
The last thing on earth you'd ever expect is exactly what's coming. Don't waste time wondering what that might be. Just ditch plan A and get a good head start on plans B and C.

Daily extended:
If anyone can deal with tough times, it's you. So when a dear one mentions a last-minute problem that's really got them floored, you'll do for them what you'd do for yourself under similar circumstances: You'll help them come up with possible solutions, and remind them that the unexpected detour around an obstacle often turns out to be better than the original path itself.

hate 2 say this ...

... but u r d chosen 1 .... *wink .. hope that ans ur ? .. :P

lol, rollin on d floor laughin, LMAOoooo

attack of d APES... head count!

cowbells, inc (substantiation)

quickie
Be on the lookout for unintended side effects. Consider all possible ramifications.

overview
A coworker you've been exchanging glances with for some time is doing their best to work up their nerve to approach you -- in the hopes of making a date. If you're interested, make it easy for them.

extended
Approaching you isn't easy, even for the bravest of souls. So the person who's currently interested may be having a rather difficult time making the transition from secret admirer to hopeful, charming suitor. You know exactly who this is, so if you're interested, let them know you're available -- and when. And what kind of food you like. If you're not, give them a break. Start chatting about an imaginary sweetheart when they're in the vicinity.

its all abt d stars bebe!! ..teehee

.... d one
... d two
.. d three
. d four

choose ur own adventure ...

hint : oh yahnaaaw! :P

flash!

...loonateef ..lmao... need i say mo'?

flamin sword

Everyone knows how fond you are of your behind-the-scenes work. You operate best when you're quite literally pulling the strings from the wings. But right about now, you may be asked to take center stage -- which, obviously, can't be done from behind a curtain. So don't fight it. It's your turn to shine, that's all. You're the star of your own show. Revel in it

flamin sword

This is tempting. But what if it doesn't turn out the way you want it to? In general, taking risks is a good thing. But this might be the kind of risk that just isn't worth it.

flamin sword

You are a sly one. But it's not like you're doing anything wrong. You are just spectacularly confident and spectacularly lucky. People are always eager to do you favors

givin ..fr d heart

Sometimes we are unable or unwilling to forgive ourselves. Even the best psychoanalysis, the most earnest confession of guilt, may not be enough to assure us of lasting relief or healing. But the power of forgiveness still exists and it can work wonders even when we are sure that we have neither earned nor deserved it.

flash

...ikno's its hard 2 keep an open heart when even friends seem out 2 harm u but if u could heal a broken heart wouldnt time b out 2 charm u..

BALLS..balls...balls..

quickie:
You don't have to know your next five moves. Figure it out as you go along.

extended:
You may have super-human abilities when it comes to focusing on the task at hand, but you also know when it's time to quit. So after days of pounding away at a project, it's finally done. You may be tired, but you're ready to move on and concentrate on an entirely different subject: the person who's been impatiently waiting for you to finish this latest venture and find some time for them

overview:
Bright and early, after days of thinking about nothing but what has to be done and when it has to be completed, you're suddenly thinking about fun -- and one particular person to have fun with. It's Sunday. Enjoy it. Guiltlessly

SNAKE: lolz
Your present irritability is not due to your emotions but to a dysfunction of your elimination system. This day is marked with sheer luck, so play at some money game. Beware of your credulity, which might create havoc in your work. You'll find rest and peace within your family. Your romantic life will undoubtedly be bright, and you'll give it all it deserves: flowers, music, softened lights! You and your mate will be happy and precisely in tune with each other

D POINT:
You're going to face some antagonism today. This is a setback, but it's minor. You are adaptable and strong. Someone else may be meddling with you, but you'll find a way to get around them

reveal ur subconscious mind

Sheryl, your subconscious mind is driven most by Sexuality

The world is a sexy place for you — your erotic self leads the way. Whether this is because you're presently in a great physical relationship or simply want one, you are much more aware of the sexual undertones in situations than most people.

This heightened focus, coupled with your vivid imagination, can make you more likely to have original — at times risqué — interpretations of things that other people might see as innocuous.

Sheryl, your subconscious mind is driven most by Sexuality


Your subconscious is telling you that you are very much alive, and have a great deal of passion to bring to life.

The Zodiac Match Test
Date The Right Sign For Your Personality
Sheryl, the best Zodiac Match for your personality is Scorpio

Scorpio, the Scorpion (October 24 to November 22): This powerful and passionate partner is just your type. Initially, a Scorpio may catch your eye with their confidence and determination. But as you get to know them, you're even more likely to be drawn to the firmness of your Scorpio's convictions and the strength of their desires. People born under this sign often have magnetic personalities. They're also usually able to communicate with a great intensity of emotion. Be aware, because of Scorpios' strong, passionate natures, they sometimes have a tendency to become jealous or critical. However, a Scorpio's love can also be exceptional in its depth and potency. In the bedroom, you'll likely find the Scorpion to have a high libido that keeps them sexually charged. In general, Scorpios are people who feel deeply and react strongly to their emotional perception of the world around them.

Although Scorpio is your strongest Zodiac Match, your responses indicate there are a number of other astrological signs that you're highly compatible with.

Free Sample The Real You Reading for sheryl

Chapter 1: The Sun - Your Ego Structure SUN IN SCORPIO

Control is the main ingredient in life for you. You are strong-willed, thorough, passionate and powerful. You are courageous and completely willing to go it alone when necessary. You tend to have a rather serious outlook on life, always probing, looking for the depths. Your life becomes more meaningful when you learn to be truly forgiving, when you control your sexual nature without repressing it. Strive to overcome envy, jealousy and possessiveness. Your intense, all or nothing attitude is very useful under some circumstances but all of life is not a battlefield. You turn that force to a high channel at some time in life and the search for meaning becomes a spiritual quest.

MERCURY IN SCORPIO

Your mind is penetrating and critical. Avoid being too secretive and you will learn more. Your manner of expression is diplomatic but doesn't truly reflect the peevish probing that is always going on. You are a shrewd negotiator who expresses even controversial ideas in a rather positive manner. Your ideas are predetermined but you are smart enough to know that people don't usually respond favorably to you if they suspect this. You are in your own depths and keep your own counsel. Your life is smoother when you learn to relax, enjoy life, and adjust to changes going on around you.

could ur weakness be a strength?

We are called to be fruitful - not successful, not productive, not accomplished. Success comes from strength, stress, and human effort. Fruitfulness comes from vulnerability and the admission of our own weakness.

gimme mah keys...

tsk!sigh!poorgoodsamaritanshortlived


This is a very special person with a wealth of talent, personality and potential. Here is someone who cares about people, apparently not afraid to mingle with those from all walks of life, and one who doesnt seem to back away from challenges.

This is a caring, loyal type who is a very capable leader, one who is not afraid to take the bull by the horn and stand in front. Sometimes self-doubt creeps into their mind, and these are the times that success and victory come hard. It would appear that once this person has the mindset to take on a particular task or challenge, nothing can stop them.

I see determination in spades and a will to do whatever it takes to achieve set goals. There is also a bit of the wanderer here, and it is possible for this type of personality to jump from one thing to another before settling down. Unless there is interest and challenge here, I see them getting bored rather easily.

I see sensuality, a feeling that the opposite sex should do their bidding. I also sense they can be aloof and a bit of a selfish lover. However, its obvious we have a sexual being here, and this person is definitely a turn on when they are in the driver's seat. Confidence, yes. But this type of individual is almost divided into two very distinct personalities. The first is confident, self-assured, reasonably happy with numerous god-given gifts. The second is someone who knows they are gifted but who tends to drift a bit, relying on their talents without using their abilities to the fullest. Sometimes this person can be extremely frustrating to those closest to them.

I can see mood swings when feeling sorry for themselves, but overall we have a very pleasant, appealing personality here. I see a person who is responsible, with unlimited potential in both business, romantic and family matters. This is definitely someone you can count on as long as they care about you. i thought so...neweiz.. farewell. uh period?! u wish!

karma reading

Chapter 1: Nodes of the Moon (Your Karmic Doorways) North Node of the Moon in Libra Personal advancement and gain were important to you in prior lifetimes. Your sense of self-importance was exaggerated, sheryl ann, and you may have used your physical attractiveness to gain undue advantage. Find out more with your full-length reading... The drive and competition you have exhibited in past lives is still evident today. This time around you need to learn to work with others as opposed to your former "lone wolf" style. Find out more with your full-length reading... You have probably spent past lives as a soldier, explorer, pioneer or inventor. Find out more with your full-length reading... In this life, sheryl ann, you have many strong likes and dislikes and you are not afraid to let people know what they are. You can be envious of the advantages others have, thus making you bitter about your own lot in life. Find out more with your full-length reading...

Chapter 1: sheryl ann's astrological profile Sun in Scorpio When sheryl ann was born, the Sun was in the Sign Scorpio, the Psychoanalyst. For sheryl ann, relating is a matter of primary importance, to be conducted with gut-wrenching intensity. Forget about merely getting under the partner's wants to go bone-deep. Soul-deep, and she needs to be known just as profoundly in turn. At best, sheryl ann offers probing honesty and an astonishing capacity for tenderness. At worst, life with her can resemble living with a cross between a laser beam and a can opener, neither of which will take "no" for an answer. sheryl ann should learn to ask for no more self-revelation than she will give, and allow the partner to open up at his or her own pace. That accomplished, sheryl ann's capacity for a bond of incredible depth and passion is virtually limitless. Find out more with your full-length reading...

KILLIN TIME

destruction
determination
manifestation *grin
justification
realization
alienation
finalization
conclusion
termination
execution
extermination
extinction
expiration
annihilation

production
holocaust
destruction-back start

d test of sufferin

..merely accepted, sufferin does nuthin 4 our souls except, perhaps, 2 harden them... endurance alone is no consecration.. true asceticism is not a mere cult of fortitude.. we can deny ourselves rigorously 4 d wrong reason n end up by pleasin ourselves mightily w/ our self-denial... sufferin is valuable only as a test of faith.. wut if our faith fails d test? ..is it good 2 suffer, then? wut if we enter in2 sufferin w/ a strong faith in sufferin, n then discover that sufferin destroys us?

food4thought

...resistance is feasible even 4 those who r not heroes by nature, n it is an obligation, i believe, 4 those who fear d consequences n detest d reality of d attempt 2 impose human hegemony..

firebrand n public danger

..i believe it 2b a great mistake 2 present christianity as sumptin charmin n popular w/ no offense in it.... we cannot blink at d fact that gentle Jesus meek n mild was so stiff in his opinions n so inflammatory in his language that he was thrown out of church, stoned, hunted fr place 2 place, n fin'ly gibbeted as a firebrand n a public danger.. wutevah his peace was, it was not d peace of an amiable indifference...

..w/c cross?

.. if we do not bear d cross of d Master, we will have 2 bear d cross of d world, w/ all its earthly goods... w/c cross have u taken up? pause n consider...
pause n consider.

cowbells inc. (mad ape on d loose)

Even though you'll want to get along, it may not be entirely possible at this moment in time. An emotional tug-of-war seems imminent. The good news is that you're confident enough to stop tugging when you realize that someone could get hurt -- someone who's not nearly as well-armed as you are, for example. On one of your bad days, that could be just about anyone. And this is a good day...loonah

cowbells inc.

Overview:

Not one word that emerges from your mouth will get there without lots and lots of thought on your part. So if anyone should be foolish enough to question you, they'll be silenced in quite rapid order.


extended:

Although you've lightened things up a bit, you're still not in the mood for exaggeration. So when a certain person starts to feed you all kinds of stories, you won't be patient. Not even a tiny bit. And if they start to try the old 'deflection' technique, taking the attention off of themselves by asking questions about you? Well, that's almost laughable. Didn't you invent that technique?

cowbells inc. (chokin fr d meatballs..raw)

Quickie:Some things just can't be predicted. You have to deal with them as they come..

Overview:It's not your imagination. They've been staring at you, and you've been staring back. Think about all those secret smiles you two have exchanged over the past few weeks. It's time to take this thing out for a test-ride...

PRODUCT TESTED: deficient , defective

REMARKS: bad, damaged, exiguous, faulty, flawed, impaired, incomplete, inferior, infrequent, injured, insufficient, lacking, outta gas, unassembled, unequal, unfinished, unsatisfactory, weak, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheesy, dissatisfactory, downer, fallacious, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, not good, off, rough, sad, sleazeball, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, abnormal , retarded, sick, subnormal, busted, drained, exhausted, wiped out, void, declining, defeated, feeble, unprosperous, unthriving, vain, wanting,blamable, blemished, botched, broken, cracked, distorted, fallible, false, flawed, frail, impaired, imperfect, imprecise, inaccurate, malfunctioning, tainted, unfit, unreliable, unretentive, unsound, warped, wrong, partial, rudimentary, immature, impotent, inappreciable, inapt, incommensurate, inconsiderable, insubstantial, garbled, half-done,under construction, undeveloped, undone, unexecuted, unpolished ... blah blahs!